Sunday, January 27, 2013


The church I attend has communion every Sunday and with the bread they have both juice and wine. This morning I accidentally took the wine instead of the juice. I had heard that wine was bitter tasting but I was by no means prepared for the sensation that was coming. For a few moments I thought I was going to throw up. It was the vilest tasting liquid I have ever put in my mouth! When I think of the women who post about really wanting a "nice glass of wine" I cringe inside. The taste rather put me in mind of juice that had been sitting outside putrefying in a dog's water bowl for several weeks, perhaps with several pieces of doggie food soaking in it and maybe even one or five of the dog's chew toys. On top of the nauseating flavor there was a very warm tingling feeling that slid down the throat and sat in the chest and from there trickled down to my stomach. I shall never drink wine again. Ever.

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  1. I don't like the taste of wine either, but it may be because I've never had the "good" (a.k.a. expensive) kind. I don't know, I'm not exactly a wine connoisseur!! ;)

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    1. Haha! I don't think it's worth finding out!!

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